Is this the big, fat potato face that will sell millions of bottles of cologne? Not so much. This Gerard Butler leaving a radio interview yesterday – look at his eyes. The photo caption at INF says he has “bloodshot eyes” but I think we’re looking at something a lot more serious. This sh-t looks like he burst a blood vessel, or he’s got a horrible case of pinkeye. I had pinkeye once – it really is no joke, and it looks a lot worse than this. My guess is a burst blood vessel, which from what I hear is also very painful. Anyway, Gerard is in London promoting Law Abiding Citizen, and he waxes rhapsodic about how he would like to join the ranks of Ewan McGregor and Clive Owen in being the “face” of a cologne. Yeah… that’s not going to happen, Pinkeye.
Scottish actor Gerard Butler is jealous of actors like Clive Owen and Ewan McGregor who have their own fragrances and is keen to develop his own signature scent. Gerard admits there’s a lot of work to be done before the perfume is released because he’s got no idea what he wants it to smell like.
“I need a perfume,” the 40-year-old star told BBC Radio 1’s Scott Mills Show. “I need to tell my publicist to get on that. He’s not got me any worthwhile branding. Clive Owen has his aftershave, Ewan McGregor has cologne. What do I have? Nothing. I don’t know what it would be like, but I need one.”
Gerard is famous for his rugged good looks, but he recently revealed it takes him “hours” to achieve his trademark dishevelled appearance.
He said: “It’s amazing how much time and effort it takes for me to look rumpled.”
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Hahahaha…gross. Take a bath, jerk. I mean, I love my guy, my future husband, my immortal beloved and everything, but he seriously needs to shower, shave and gargle with some mouthwash. I’ll totally get on that when we’re married. As for Ewan and Clive – well, they’re hot and sexy, and they always look clean, you know? Especially Clive. In Clive’s Lancome Hypnose ads, you can just know that motherf-cker smells good. Ewan has his moments where he looks like he sort of smells, but his Davidoff ads play into his sort of rugged, “I’ll do you in the woods and you’ll love it” mystique.
In other Gerard news, he joked around with photographers by “pulling a Michael Jackson” and dangling a blanket-covered fake baby out of his hotel window (photographs here). Now people are all up in arms, saying sh-t like “it’s too soon” and “respect the dead, dude”. I think Gerry’s getting a bad rap on that one – I mean, when Michael Jackson did, the world sort of imploded and everyone criticized him for it. Gerry was just having a little fun. Instead of playing around with the paparazzi, though, he should try using his hotel room to, you know, take a shower.
Here’s Gerry and his “bloodshot eyes” leaving Capital Radio in London, UK on November 18, 2009. Credit: INFphoto.com
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